Appendix E-J

Has a Moroccan – referring to himself only as Tom Cruise – ever offered you a dowry of camels in exchange for your love and companionship? Did that Moroccan then proceed to wrap his arms around you in an awkward side-hug?

Below is a picture of our beloved volunteer Diana living out this dream scenario. She’s described it as “surreal” and “not awesome.” Now, it is up to you to describe it, in caption form. Reply in the comments, telling us what is going through Tom Cruise’s head & Diana’s head. The winner gets a $5 Gift Card from Everyday Joe’s or a 1/2 pound of our bean of the week.

Example:

Tom Cruise: “I do not actually own any camels. Perhaps this hug will be enough and she will not think about the camels. Plus, I smell good.”

Diana: “I pray to God that this man does not have any camels. His arms are crushing me. At least he smells good.”

I now unleash your creative energy.

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